Friday, 30 August 2013

25 Rules For Children and Computer Problems

Hi,
So I don't want to make a really bad excuse for not updating the blog for ages but this excuse is true. The computer was playing up. So I'm sorry its late but here is my 25 Rules For Children post, that I should have posted ages ago.

Hi,
So I saw this link:


And I thought it was so bad that I wrote my own. If its not completely obvious these are sarcastic, and silly, do not take them seriously.


25 rules for Children

1. Never say please, as you don not want the grown ups to think that you are too good, as they may expect more of you - like doing the washing up!
2. Do not say thank you. If you are too nice they will not be disciplined enough to do whatever you want.
3. Interrupt whenever possible. It shows them who is boss.
4. Do not say things like "Excuse me". They will think they have a choice other than to listen to you.
5. If you want to do something, do not listen to the grown ups. They never understand anything.
6. Do not worry about what your parents like. Make sure they know what YOU like so you can get the best Christmas presents.
7. Do not let your parents know how good they are. Give them a rare smile or a mild grin if you think they've spent enough money on you.
8. If people say "How are you?" tell them all about it, but don't let them tell you about themselves - you haven't got all day.
9. When you have your friends' over instruct them in these rules and even give them a copy to keep.
10. Never knock before entering a room. You need to make people know how important you are and knocking is for small people.
11. When you phone someone make sure that you tell them exactly what you want and if you get interrupted - there is no worse crime!
12. Make sure that they are appreciative of your wonderfulness.
13. If your parents swear make them wash their mouths out. Your ears do not deserve such abuse.
14. Call your parent mean names to make sure they don't get overconfident. Write down the good ones so you can repeat them.
15. Make every day fun and exciting. You only have one life and your parents have already had most of theirs!
16. If a play or show is boring make sure that EVERYONE knows so that they don't make the same mistake again. It's for their own good.
17. If you bump into someone make THEM apologise.
18. Cover your mouth when you sneeze and always make sure that there is an adult nearby to wipe your hand on afterwards.
19. When you walk through a door someone should always hold it for you. If they don't kick up a fuss.
20. If you find your parents working on something, punish them. They shouldn't have time for that as they should be caring for you.
21. If someone asks you a favour you should refuse unless you can benefit.
22. If someone helps you do not thank them. They should do it anyway.
23. Make sure they make your food properly. Do not let them get away with burning or undercooking or any mistakes in anything YOU have to eat.
24. Keep yourself kitted out with an adult and a rucksack (that the adult carries, obviously)at all times so that anything you need when out and about is right at your side.
25. Make sure everything is within reach at mealtimes. You shouldn't have to reach out or ask for anything or risk dipping your sleeves in your perfect meal.

I hope you enjoyed my rules.
Bye

Friday, 2 August 2013

Regrets And Solving Them! Before You Die!


Hi,

Approximately 55.3 million people die each year. I have written the top 5 regrets in the western world. I am not writing this post to be sad, about the amount of unhappy people; I am writing it to explain what people can do, to avoid becoming one of them:

5. I wish I had let myself be happier.

People seem to think that they have no control over their emotions. This is not true, although people don’t have very much control they do have some. For example when you smile (Weather you mean it or not.) your body releases a chemical that makes you feel happy, so smiling (Weather you mean it or not.) can help you feel happier. Also however hard it is sometimes people just have to let go and have a good time, this is a choice that will make people happier so they can “Let themselves be happy.” 

4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.

When you have an old friend it can seem a bit unimportant, but friends are so under rated and staying in touch can make life better in the long run. “If only I had just called her/him once.” Basically take good care of your friends because one day you could be the one regretting it. People need friends; in Africa, some western people tried putting a basket of fruit on the ground and having a race with a group of small children. The first child to reach the fruit won it all. The children lined up and when the race began they all held hands and ran to the fruit together, so they all won it. The western people asked why they had done it, and they said ‘Ubuntu’ which means ‘I am because we are’ they all depend on each other.

3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.

Obviously people say ‘I will let them have what they want for a quiet life.’  But is a quiet life better? Also, how many movies have you seen, which would only have been half an hour long, if the hero/heroine had just told the love interest how they felt. I know life is not like a movie, but telling the truth can solve so many problems.

2. I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.

This is a good one as people say that working hard all your life is a good thing. It is but only if it makes you happy, how many people do you know who don’t like their jobs. Another way to look at this one is ‘I wish I had spent more time with my family.’ This is common since so many people work and their children all go to school all day. Some guy wrote a song about it:


1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

This is the most common regret which is sad because every Disney movie seems to have this message. Be true to yourself. The problem I always had with this, is that I didn’t know who ‘Myself’ was. I didn’t know who to be, so I decided to be true to the person I want to be, rather than the person I am. Who wants to be true to all their bad habits anyway? So the moral of this story is watch lots of Disney movies!

Seriously though, if I want to work in McDonalds for the rest of my life I will, and I’ll be happy. (I don’t want to work in McDonalds for the rest of my life by the way.) And I will do what I want to do because I can. What about you?

I got the top 5 regrets from this website, you should check it out:


So live long and prosper!

Bye.